If you post that “promote me” “train” bullshit, im unfollowing you.

THIS ISNT MYSPACE GUYZ. Lols

"We didn’t say anything because there was such an awful lot to say, and no language to say it in."
- William Saroyan (via feellng)

oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

(via okayrod)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via taljd)